Today's quotes [3.15.17]
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* Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather
straps. -- Emo Phillips
* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
"If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the
last time you needed one?"
-- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal
-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery
Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at
answering questions and to remain novices at asking
them. (Dillon, 1988)
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