Today's quotes [3.12.17]
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"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
-- Ben Salmon, me, Ben
Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) - "The surest sign that
intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that
it has never tried to contact us."
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
"I don't have anything against geeks. I was one for 11 years! I used to
think PC's were the greatest thing since sliced bread... Then someone
showed me sliced bread."
-- Unknown, from Charles Seggelin's 1996 Quote Book,
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."
-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.
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