Today's quotes [3.11.17]
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get
in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne
"... you know Ross, looking at you here... like this... legs akimbo...
I could _GO_ for you mate... I reckon you're bloody _gorgeous_..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
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