Today's quotes [3.1.17]
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Priest is someone addressed by everyone as "Father"
except his children who call him "uncle".
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat
backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. The good
combination. Sure, she might fight off my leg. But she'll bring it
back to me.
"The reason there are two senators for each
state is so that one can be designated driver."
-- Jay Leno
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