Today's jokes [3.14.17]
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A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling
a little frisky,
reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and
says,"Mother, if this could give
milk, we could get rid of the cow." His hand then travels down to her
crotch, and he says,
"Mother, if this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens."
His wife then reaches
over and grabs his penis. "Father, if this could stay hard, we could
get rid of your brother.
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of
corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in
with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think
Pa would like me to."
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better
now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish !" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way,
where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four
hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland -- "Left", so they
turned around and went home.
How do you drownd a blonde???
You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Sent by L&S
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.
The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.
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