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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty." 

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

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"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."

                                           -- Mark Twain

3. 




"Caesar is all things to all men!"
"It must be hell in there..."
                        -- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock
                                (aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show


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"hppt:\\\\"
                        -- Clueless spam mail at it's worst


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