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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.

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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." 

Joe E Lewis.

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"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.

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"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so." 

Gore Vidal.

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"Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git." 

Alexai Sayle.

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