Today's quotes [12.3.17]
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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn."
Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
-- P. J. O'Rourke --
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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