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"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." 

Woody Allen.

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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself." 

Emo Philips.

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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.

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"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a 
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English 
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." 

James H. Kabbler III.

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"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. 
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, 
and became Picasso." 

Pablo Picasso.

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