Today's quotes [12.2.17]
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"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."
James H. Kabbler III.
"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general.
If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter,
and became Picasso."
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