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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
 
George Gobal.

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"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."

Dennis Norden.

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"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions." 

Bert Lahr.

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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." 
Woody Allen.

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"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture." 

Robin Williams.

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