Today's quotes [12.1.17]
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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be
watching television by candlelight."
"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."
"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions."
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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