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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.

                 -Rita Rudner

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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

                 -Gary Shandling



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Lieberman's law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens.

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Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.

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Glyme's formula for success:
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that,
you've got it made.

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