Today's quotes [11.4.17]
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"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Dan Quayle
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
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