Today's quotes [11.3.17]
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The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings."
- Olin Miller
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
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