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"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or 
fattening"

Sent by Moses

1. 




If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the 
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there. 

2. 




All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's 
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 

                                                     --Homer Simpson 
  

3. 




"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep 
it closed.'" 

     - Monica Lewinski

4. 




Dolly Parton:
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm 
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.

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