Today's poems [11.11.17]
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A geologist named Dr. Robb
Was perturbed by his thingamabob,
So he took up his pick
And whanged off his wick,
And calmly went on with his job.
There was a young girl of Claridge's
Who said, "What a strange thing marriage is,
When you stop to think
That I've poured down the sink
Five abortions and fifty miscarriages!"
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You belive its true
but when your tummy starts to swell,
he says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
a baby without a name
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
this never wouldn't have happened
if the rubber wouldn't have torn.
Sent by Robert
There was a young lady named Astor
Who never let any get past her.
She finally got plenty
By stopping twenty,
Which certainly ought to last her.
A musician who lives in Bangkok
Has fiddle strings tied to his cock.
When he gets an erection,
He plays a selection
From Johan Sebastian Bach.
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