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Today's quotes [10.7.17]

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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously." 

- Booth Tarkington 

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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty 

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"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"


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"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
                        -- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White


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"This is your brain on IDE..."
                        -- me


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