Today's quotes [10.3.17]
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A wedding. A handshake. A kiss. A coronation. A parade. A
dance. A meal. A graduation. A Mass. A ritual is the performance
of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game.
A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the
profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder
to show forth its sacredness.
A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is
men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God.
the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded
Sent by Ryan
Never moon a werewolf.
- Mike Binder
"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting
thought for those people who can't remember where they leave
"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others."
- John Andrew Holmes
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