Today's quotes [10.11.17]
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"Hmmmmm. Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
-- Lt. Wilkes
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
and give the wrong answers.
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting; fleeing;
feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
neuropsychology intro course
"So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
machine, but that's probably nothing new."
-- Mark Rejhon
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown
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