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What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of
goods totaling a great deal of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The
collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't
ship your new order until you pay for the last one."
The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call,
"Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.
How do you confuse her even more?
Ask her where she went.
Sent by Chris
An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room
there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's
penis. One day she goes
down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another
women holding his
penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a
large smile on his
face and replies "Parkinson's"
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