Today's quotes [6.9.14]
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I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They
Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count;
everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
--- Katharine Hepburn
'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.
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