Today's quotes [6.6.14]
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
division by zero.
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.
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