Today's quotes [6.30.14]
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
committee -- that will do them in.
The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.
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