Today's quotes [6.28.14]
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"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'. Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
-- Jonathan Nicholson (firstname.lastname@example.org),
Debbie Schwartz (email@example.com),
Majdi Abbas (firstname.lastname@example.org)
One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.
"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
-- Graeme Wong See,
"Here lies... Walt Whitman. Aaargh! Damn you Walt Whitman!
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!"
If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.
-- Old Yiddish proverb
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