Today's quotes [6.27.14]
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"I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great. "
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember,
we were way ahead of you.
If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.
"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe
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