Today's quotes [6.25.14]
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Seen on a bumper sticker...
No Radio - Already Stolen
I can't believe it happened. The other day I jogged backward and put on
We put the "k" in "kwality."
Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.
"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
no further importance. Life goes on."
-- dB magazine
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