Today's quotes [6.21.14]
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"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
-- Ambrose Bierce
'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
- Douglas Adams
"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his
mind at the same time"
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