Today's quotes [6.11.14]
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"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R. S. Barton
"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
- Billiam Coronel
"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
-- Dan Glastonbury
Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at
answering questions and to remain novices at asking
them. (Dillon, 1988)
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