Today's quotes [2.6.12]
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Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off.
-- Johnny Carson
The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently
invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable
-- D. E. Knuth, 1967
Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
-- Old Farmer's Almanac
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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