Today's quotes [2.5.12]
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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
-- Peter Murkin (sp?)
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. -- Groucho
"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
bar. The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
ever been in...'"
-- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny
Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers and even
sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical
deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress
-- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland)
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