Today's quotes [2.28.12]
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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders."
- Hal Abelson
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so
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