Today's quotes [2.25.12]
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"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..."
-- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight",
They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"
"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
-- Plunderer's Theme
"I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..."
-- Garth Kidd
"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
the torn down garage..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"
"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
-- Ambrose Bierce
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