Today's quotes [2.24.12]
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Killing time murders opportunities.
the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded
Sent by Ryan
"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others."
- John Andrew Holmes
"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
-- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital
"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
-- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
I don't care what you think =))
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