Today's quotes [2.23.12]
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"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
-- Angela (yet again)
"Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_
be that you're a fuckhead."
-- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
"We're the best Internet provider in Adelaide... [rest of pitch removed]"
"Well we're _also_ the best Internet provider in Adelaide..."
-- Bruce Lim (Camtech), Simon Hackett (Internode)
The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits.
"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
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