Today's quotes [2.21.12]
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"I'd rather drink a pint of someone else's diarrhoea then listen to this
-- Daniel, referring to me and Martyn singing in the
lab (he's now joined the choir =))
"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
-- Dan Glastonbury
"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
"Well bugger me."
-- Karen Peisley, Andrew Rutherford
"I've even seen adverts for an Australian beer called 'Castlemaine F*ck'. At
least, I assume that's what it's called - the hoarding adverts say things like
'Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else' and so on. I wonder how
anyone brings themselves to order such a thing. ;-)"
-- Jo Walton, in rec.arts.sf.written (found in
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