Today's quotes [2.19.12]
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Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must
be first overcome.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
"The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a
vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,
and sisters presents us with an intellectual neurosis for which we do not yet
have a name."
"Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly,
New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an
honest guru should as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot
juice, tofu, and seaweed slime."
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