Today's quotes [2.14.12]
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It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you. This is the principle difference between man and dog.
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