Today's jokes [2.10.12]
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More cool than funny, but...
racecar <===> racecar
drawer <===> reward
repaid <===> diaper
straw <===> warts
evian <===> naive [there's a message here, I think!]
smug <===> gums
star <===> rats
step <===> pets
step on <===> no pets
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines and
pick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely when
in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to
understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to
be screwed for?
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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