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Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens. The answer was, "We just tell them they're going to die."
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Starting off with Edward who works at a Wal-Mart. One day an older gent asked him, "Where are Depends?" I took him over to the adult incontinence under- garments and then his face turned red with embarassment. "No," he said, and took an ink pen out of his pocket. "I want da pens."
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