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As a Viet Nam Vet I was telling the students about an especially emotional visit to the Viet Nam Memorial in DC. A girl raised her hand and asked me if I was able to find my name on the wall.
Andrea told me that while she was playing cards her friend called. Her friend said, "What are ya playing?" Andrea said, "Solitaire." He friend (Judi?) said, "Yeah? Who are you playing with?"
When we were looking to buy property I had this over zealous realtor show us what can only be described as a totally worn- out old farm. I mean the land had just been worked to death. The weeds were hardly even growing. The smiling super salesman said, "Now really, all this land needs is a little water, a nice cool breeze and some good people." I replied, "Yeah, I agree, but couldn't the same be said of Hell?"
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