Today's quotes [10.8.12]

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Friends are like fiddle strings;
they must not be screwed too tight.

                    - H. G. Bohn

You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.

                                                  - Saki

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. 

                                   - Edward Abbey

I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to 
an amusement park. 

                                          - Dolly Parton

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's 
because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know 
THAT? 

                                  - Wendy Liebman

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