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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. 

                     -Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President


"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." 

                                     - Ray Bradbury


"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." 

                                     - Christopher Morley


"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding 
a charge." 

                                        - Edward Chilton


"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so 
from religious conviction." 

                                        - Blaise Pascal


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