Today's quotes [10.6.12]

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My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.

My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.

Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't 
watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

- John Steinbeck

A life without tragedy would not be worth living. 

- Edward Abbey

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing 
which cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly 
go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or 
repair

                                     - Douglas Adams

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