Today's quotes [10.4.12]

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If God didn't want man to eat pussy, He wouldn't have made it look so 
much like a TACO!

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

Anatomy is something everybody's got, but sure looks better on a woman.

Old jokes never die. They just sound like they do.

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