Today's quotes [10.29.12]

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. 

                                     -Erica Jong

I want to have children, but my friends scare me.  One of my friends
told me she was in labor for 36 hours.  I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for 36 hours.

                                           -Rita Rudner

Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

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