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"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 
'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."

                                                    --Jay Leno


"The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have 
the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, 
when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an 
imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain."

                                                        - Bill Maher


"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that 
democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy,they can have 
a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? 
We can't even get this in Florida."

                                             - Jay Leno


"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
           -- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
                                  --Rush Limbaugh,


Going to war without France is like going
deer hunting without your accordion."

                               Norman Schwartzkopf


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