Today's quotes [10.26.12]
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"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to
wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of
the American voters to become president, either."
- David Letterman
"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong
- Jay Leno
"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing
clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."
- Jay Leno
"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad
movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going
to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?"
"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq.
There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
- Jon Stewart
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