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"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to 
wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of 
the American voters to become president, either."

                                              - David Letterman


"In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying 
on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong 

                                                    - Jay Leno


"As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing 
clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."

                                                     - Jay Leno


"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad 
movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going 
to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?"

                                                    -Jay Leno


"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass 
destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. 
There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

                                                 - Jon Stewart


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