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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something."
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