Today's quotes [10.22.12]

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If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.

I put instant coffee into a microwave oven. I almost went backin time.

                                            - Steven Wright

"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, then I'd feel guilty and 
go back."

                                        - Woody Allen

Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone.

                                      - Steven Wright

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