Today's quotes [10.18.12]
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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values
The management of this establishment is not responsible.
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to
If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
- Albert Einstein
New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can
survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York?
- Edward Abbey
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