Today's quotes [10.12.12]
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Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
- Rhonda Hansome
Quick - Cheap - Good
- Dennis Robertus
There is no room in today's drug culture for amateurs.
- Uncle Duke Doonesbury
America is a land of untold wealth.
- Internal Revenue Service
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