Today's quotes [10.12.12]

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Eternal nothingness is okay if you're dressed for it.


                               Woody Allen in Getting Even

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he 
can't." 

- Rhonda Hansome

Quick - Cheap - Good

Pick 2. 

- Dennis Robertus

There is no room in today's drug culture for amateurs.

                                        - Uncle Duke Doonesbury

America is a land of untold wealth.

                 - Internal Revenue Service

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